Burger USB Handwarmer

Winter is quickly approaching. What better way to warm up those hands and fingers by shoving them into a hamburger.  Here is the description (which is a candidate for engrish.com):

“USB Burger Warmer Mouse Pad can always keep your hand warm during using mouse in winter time. You will not get freezing on your hand to increases your productive or the reaction when you are playing game. Come and get one. Let’s against the winter time.”

Haha! Awesome!

Get it here for only $13 at http://usb.brando.com/usb-burger-warmer-mouse-pad_p1226c50d15.html

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Burger Music: Joanna Cotten – One Burger King Town

Some Country burger music for you today.  Apparently, Joanna Cotten lives in a town with only one Burger King… oh no! ([])

Burger #192 – Movie Spoof Concept

Watch out! The burgers are attacking!

“Attack of the Killer Burgers” is a re-imagining of the 1978 cult movie classic, “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes“.

Mutated burgers are attacking everyone in the world.  It is up to a small group of scientist to save the day and destroy the burgers.  Will they be able to save mankind?  Lots of destruction as well as hilarity ensue. Coming soon, to a theater near you?